Americas obsession with celebrity has spiraled out of control. Frankly I’m embarrassed and ashamed of all of you. I encourage you to be more like me and devote the attention you give celebrities to your family and friends instead. Today as I pushed my vacuum about,while minding my children very closely 
I thought about my “friend” 
and her present situation. Can you imagine? While her ex-husband is parading about the south of France with his new family, she’s hooking up with every man ho in Hollywood. I want an end to this. Why can’t she meet a nice boy thats almost as good looking as her ex, settle down, get married, have kids and get divorced again already!
