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forgetparis — Wed, 21 May 2008 07:58:02 +0000

I’ve moved kinda… it’s complicated just follow me http://threeboys1mommy.wordpress.com/

My 2 Year Old Crack Head

forgetparis — Wed, 21 May 2008 04:43:10 +0000

Actually it’s an Oreo maybe 2. I’m not entirely sure how he turns them into a facial though I’m sure it would make a great Oreo commercial.

I miss Dave! Did he leave for Africa again? Google it, let me know.

P.S You’re Gay (not that there’s anything wrong with that)

forgetparis — Mon, 19 May 2008 08:02:16 +0000

I know how much you spend on a movie ticket; it’s why I keep my 3 kids out of the theater. Your welcome. Luckily my husband happens to have an exclusive membership to Le DVD Planet. Which means I can watch any movie he picks in the “comfort” of our home. This week he selected the latest chick flick for my viewing enjoyment. Bless his heart.

Commence Operation Watch a Movie☞

Step 1- Convince the baby to take a nap

Step 2- Loose the other two

Step 3-Pry whatever Pixar movie has been on continuos loop for the past three days out of the dvd player

It’s an event to say the least; translation☞ This movie better be good.

It’s not. Hillary Swank? She’s the cross dressing lesbian, the million dollar baby, NOT Meg Ryan! Tough sell; but he’s thoroughly enjoying it, so I play along. When it’s all over he navigates back to the main menu to view the extra crap, that was cut from the crap crap. That means he really liked it! ”Hey honey You know how I know your gay…”

Reluctant Hypochondriac

forgetparis — Fri, 16 May 2008 06:27:56 +0000

I’m unwell. Unwell, as in I expect I’ll be sick soon. A rational adult might of called their Dr. by now, but that’s not how I roll. Ordinarily I run a symptom check on Web MD, tell my Dr. what to scratch on his ℞ pad, then strongly consider having it filled.

But my routine has been disrupted. It seems that “hurty thumping kidneys” and “I can feel my liver getting fat” (mmm foie gras) Returns No Results on my trusted medical site. Plan B ☞Worry my way to a symptom Web Md can diagnose, then consider treating that. (mmm Prozac)

Waiting on the Boy to Change

forgetparis — Thu, 08 May 2008 04:04:54 +0000

Americas obsession with celebrity has spiraled out of control. Frankly I’m embarrassed and ashamed of all of you. I encourage you to be more like me and devote the attention you give celebrities to your family and friends instead. Today as I pushed my vacuum about,while minding my children very closely I thought about my “friend” and her present situation. Can you imagine? While her ex-husband is parading about the south of France with his new family, she’s hooking up with every man ho in Hollywood. I want an end to this. Why can’t she meet a nice boy thats almost as good looking as her ex, settle down, get married, have kids and get divorced again already!

It’s Quite Pervy Really

forgetparis — Fri, 02 May 2008 07:18:39 +0000

Madonna video just played. It’s near midnight, I’m either absolutely completely not sleepy or exhausted (you decide)

When I was 16 this was my celebrity crush☞ (don’t ask). Now 32, J.T☞is at the top of my “list“.

Fair warning ladies ☠ should you be the mother of a 16 year old boy in 10 years…keep him away from me .

I’ve been a bad bad girl

forgetparis — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 19:14:00 +0000

Well, the moment I have long feared is here. After 5 years and a zillion smooth transactions, someone has finally deemed me worthy of eBay feedback. While I’m not upset enough to press charges , I admit I had a real true physical reaction. That quick hot flash followed by that weird pit of your stomach thing . 99.4%! Me? What Ev!

Kewt or Kreepy?

forgetparis — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 18:49:47 +0000

Recently my sister suggested that my baby looks like “One of those dolls…You know?” After a little research I’ve concluded that she was probably referring to the Kewpie Doll, I didn’t know they had a name, or that they where such a big collectors item. Personally, I’ve always found them to be way CREEPY! (baby, NOT creepy)

Vitamin Ewwww!

forgetparis — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 21:00:14 +0000

In an effort to look extra pretty for my night out ☟, I’ve dug out all of my non-expired vitamins. My morning cocktail consists of a multi, calcium, D, biotin, and Omega-3.

IMMEDIATE RESULT☞Fish burp! Gross I know. Not to mention confusing, I don’t remember eating fish!?!

Better brain function, cardiovascular health, reduction of breast and colon cancer-”PASS!”

Countdown to my Night Out

forgetparis — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 17:33:48 +0000

They’re here! My Juanes ➹ concert tickets arrived in the mail today. 17 days from today my husband and I will be out! Mind you the last time the two of us had a night out there was a painful c-section in it for me. The night out before that? We brought a new baby home then too. I’m exited! (have you noticed) I’m already losing sleep over what I’m going to wear, and I haven’t even secured a babysitter yet.

Future news headline-

Parents Leave Their Three Year Old in Charge of Toddler and Infant to Attend a Rock Concert!!